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Saturday, December 20, 2008

Just whatever comes to mind.

So.....as you can see I have hardly blogged for a while. :(
Well I would like to change my template. but I just can't seem to get this halloween template off so I can imprint the new code from the template i want. Help?
Life has been so fun lately. I've been doing so many things worth while. ;) Im excited for Christmas to finally arrive. I can't wait to use this AMAZING snow and go sledding and 4 wheeling in it.....that is.....if you dont mind Haze. :) Hey, it was Josh's Idea.
Speaking of Haze, I think I'll make a little tribute in her behalf.
WARNING: THIS IS NOT TO OFFEND, BUT TO MAKE LAUGHTER FOR ALL.
Story:
I come over to her house for our annual Christmas Cookie Baking Day. oh..(shes my momma in law) :) he hee.. ;) and shes in a hurry trying to leave with her hubby somewhere. She told me to double the recipe. I said sure. then she gave me a little weird look. I think she was debating whether or not to explain how to double a recipe to me! Dude, so I probed her. "Haze, you dont think I can double a recipe do you?" She just looked down and giggled. OH....I'll have you know..thats EXACTLY what she was thinking. Haze is not confrontational though, so I thought I'd get it out of her. "You really think that dont you....Go on, its ok to say it" I said forcefully, yet lightly. :) Then she says, and I quote: "ok, whats 3/4 plus 3/4?" Stunned by her comment/question, I could not even come up with and answer, LLOYD then gave the answer, that left me feeling like a total IDIOT. So I came up with a cheap comeback, "Well, even if I dont know what 3/4 plus 3/4 is I will just do it TWICE."
So there it is my friends. NO CONFIDENCE, NO SUPPORT from the MOTHER IN LAW!!!! lol. It was the highlight of my day. Its so funny. ........and that recipe turned out almost to perfection....Josh says they were a little flat, but whatever, I doubled the recipe correctly.cant please everybody....so about a week later, Haze calls to remind me that Im bringing 7 1/2 lbs. of potatoes to the christmas party. I said "ya, sounds good". A few days later we were at Jens house, and Haze then reminds me AGAIN. "Yes, I'll bring them" she goes on further, "Ok, just go to the store and buy two 5 pound bags and then .....she proceeded to explain" .......Are you kidding me? lol!!!!!!! the funny thing is ....how can one be offended by the celestial angelic Haze? Its so funny to me! I just laugh and laugh about it. I had to write this down. Much love. mUch love to you.I will always giggle when she will explain something 3 or 4 times to me. :) Hey, you know what? maybe I am a complete doo doo brain and need it!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ambyr, if anything, her patronizing should be a compliment (she feels comfortable enough to do it to you too). She does it to all of us. I just hate it when I forget things and prove that she has a right to remind me to "write yourself a note so you don't forget."

Let's face it, Josh, Whit, and I obviously struggled. If not, she wouldn't need to "love us" so much.

Gledtimes said...

Funny! I love it! Could this woman be more adorable???